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3.9.13

Unexpected Funny

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Unexpected Funny

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. 

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”


WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”


MAN: “Yes”


WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”


MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.


“WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.


“MAN: “How much?


“WOMAN: “$65,000.


“MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.


“WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”


MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.


“WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!


“MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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