“How to Waste 4 years of your life?”
-Do Engineering!
Disclaimer:
1. The following article is like a “TAKE DIVERSION” board for the students who’ve completed 12th and waiting for Engg Counselling.
2. This is also a post which would try to rewind your college life if you’ve completed/on the verge of completing/yet to complete your engineering life.
3. I’ve split the whole post into 6 different parts. Nothing special, Just to show off that I’m an ardent fan of Quentin Tarantino!!! \m/ Tarantino’ism \m/
4. (Only applicable for 2nd point) If you’ve a CGPA above 8.5 or 9, You’re requested to Stop reading and consult a Psychiatrist nearby. You’re some rare form of Species.
5. Even if you don’t like it… ‘Like’ it.
6. If you really Like it, ‘Share’ it.
7. Thanks for reading this Disclaimer and wasting one minute.
The Trap
“right’u… 12th epdiyo mukki pass panita! Aduthu enna… Engineering ah?” a random Uncle asks.
Tadatataan tadatataaaaan… tann tann tannn… (Bgm)
You will feel as if you’re some mass hero when you realize that you’ve completed your schooling and going to enter the most interesting part of life.
‘ENGINEERING COLLEGE’
You’ll feel Superior to the Superman!
There is a common attitude among every citizen in India, that ENGINEERING is more cool/attractive than ARTS group. (Anga thaan iruku TWISTUU!!!)
School Students will attend many seminars like ‘Jeyithu Kaatuvom’, ‘Naama Yaarunu Kaatuvom’ ‘Mass Kaatuvom’ all Kaatuvom’s!
There will be eminent ‘educationalists’ like Jayaprakash Gandhi and others (no…no… not Rahul Gandhi, He’s busy in some Dalit’s house).
These educational experts will convince you that,
(as if he had evaluated every single paper in every dept. Dude! check out how many attempts those experts made to clear Digital Signal Processing a.k.a Degree Stopping Paper)
You calculate your CUT-OFF marks and will select the college in prior. Go to Chennai, attend the Engg Counseling and there is another twishtuuu…!
The college you’d chosen in your mind will be chosen by some random girl, seconds before you select it.
What else. Put ‘Inki-pinki-Ponki’ Choose another college.
-Do Engineering!
Disclaimer:
1. The following article is like a “TAKE DIVERSION” board for the students who’ve completed 12th and waiting for Engg Counselling.
2. This is also a post which would try to rewind your college life if you’ve completed/on the verge of completing/yet to complete your engineering life.
3. I’ve split the whole post into 6 different parts. Nothing special, Just to show off that I’m an ardent fan of Quentin Tarantino!!! \m/ Tarantino’ism \m/
4. (Only applicable for 2nd point) If you’ve a CGPA above 8.5 or 9, You’re requested to Stop reading and consult a Psychiatrist nearby. You’re some rare form of Species.
5. Even if you don’t like it… ‘Like’ it.
6. If you really Like it, ‘Share’ it.
7. Thanks for reading this Disclaimer and wasting one minute.
The Trap
“right’u… 12th epdiyo mukki pass panita! Aduthu enna… Engineering ah?” a random Uncle asks.
Tadatataan tadatataaaaan… tann tann tannn… (Bgm)
You will feel as if you’re some mass hero when you realize that you’ve completed your schooling and going to enter the most interesting part of life.
‘ENGINEERING COLLEGE’
You’ll feel Superior to the Superman!
There is a common attitude among every citizen in India, that ENGINEERING is more cool/attractive than ARTS group. (Anga thaan iruku TWISTUU!!!)
School Students will attend many seminars like ‘Jeyithu Kaatuvom’, ‘Naama Yaarunu Kaatuvom’ ‘Mass Kaatuvom’ all Kaatuvom’s!
There will be eminent ‘educationalists’ like Jayaprakash Gandhi and others (no…no… not Rahul Gandhi, He’s busy in some Dalit’s house).
These educational experts will convince you that,
(as if he had evaluated every single paper in every dept. Dude! check out how many attempts those experts made to clear Digital Signal Processing a.k.a Degree Stopping Paper)
- Engineering has Wide Opportunities(Very True)
- Engineering is a Safe Bid (Quite True)
- After Engineering Your life will have a GOOD SCOPE! (idhu chumma BIO‘SCOPE’)
- You Do Engineering. You get Job* (* - Conditions apply!)
- We’re BORN TO DO ENGINEERING (Now that’s a LIE!)
You calculate your CUT-OFF marks and will select the college in prior. Go to Chennai, attend the Engg Counseling and there is another twishtuuu…!
The college you’d chosen in your mind will be chosen by some random girl, seconds before you select it.
What else. Put ‘Inki-pinki-Ponki’ Choose another college.
